You can tell it's a good party if...

• you've forgotten the house number, but have no problem finding the location because of the jazz band playing in the tent in the front yard
• the hostess, whom you have never met, has already offered  you a plate of food before she has actually confirmed that you know her husband
• conversations regarding (a)the outstanding brew space in the hosts' basement, (b) a comparative discussion of fiber availability and knitting techniques in US vs. Australia, and (c) sharing of anecdotes of interactions with celebrities last for a good ten minutes before anyone involved thinks to exchange names
• a friend from the office openly encourages (no, outright orders) her husband to check out your ass
• said viewing of one's rear end encourages a postive appraisal, not only from friend's husband, but also the host and two other guests who were within earshot of the conversation
• you manage to try two of the homemade wine selections, three of the homemade beer varieties, and four dessert selections without ever having to leave the porch swing
• when the party winds down, and one of the people with whom you are leaving suggests possibly stopping off at a bar, the only reason to say "no" is the sudden realization that it's already past 1:00 a.m. and nothing is open

Comments

[Hazel]

Love to have been there!

[Hazel]

Love to have been there!

[Hazel]

Love to have been there!