Murphy's Law can suck it

I look like crap today.  My hair is being uncooperative, I have my glasses on and pretty  much no make up.  I was running late this morning, so I didn't have time to shave my legs (luckily, my skirt is pretty long).

Not only did Casey show up to work today, but I've managed to bump into him about five times.  Was he here the day when I had good curls and super hot shoes?  Nein.  Did he see me when I had my big meeting, and I was all put together and professional?  Nyet.  On the day when I did CPR training, so I was all strong and lifesaving and full of good humor; were there any accidently encounters in the hallway or cafe next door or kitchenette?  No such luck.