Skinny b!tch

I'm a mean and horrible person, in that one of the reasons that I am happy about the pregnancies of some of the marketing girls is that I want to see them get fat, even if only for a few months.  Everytime a childless woman rolls her eyes at a new mom's lack of priority in getting her old body back, I bite my tongue, because I know that no amount of Pilates or treadmill or anything else is going to change some aspects of multiple c-sections.  Welcome to the world of control top hose, ladies.